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Parenting is hard but it is hilarious too. Here are some of the crazy and funniest tweets about the most stressful yet the most satisfying job in the world which every parent would relate to. Here it goes-
Parenting is 99% getting roasted by your kids.
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) September 1, 2017
The tea party my toddler invited me to feels more like a hostage situation.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) May 5, 2017
12 year old son: Mom, you know we have dances now, right?
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) September 6, 2018
Me: Yeah, why? Are there lots of pretty girls at your school?
Son: *sighs* No, mom. I'm going for the snacks.
There's suffering and then there's preteen girl can't find her hair straightener on school picture day suffering.
— The Dose of Reality (@TheDoseTweets) August 30, 2016
If some preteen YouTube star could create a Clean Your Room Challenge or even a Put Your Clothes In the Hamper Challenge that would be awesome.
— Jessica Watson (@JessBWatson) August 3, 2018
"I can't wait to get my braces off," said my 12-year-old son, on the way to getting his braces put on.
— Whit Honea (@whithonea) February 19, 2018
Today’s win: Finally trained my phone to quit autocorrecting to “duck”.
— president-elect inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) August 9, 2018
Today’s loss: Just texted my 11yo that’s he’s a lucky fuck.
I told my 12yo to get off his iPad and go outside and he said, "No. I'm not like that."
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) October 8, 2017
My 12 year old’s favorite thing to do on summer break is sleep in past 11:00. My favorite thing is to remind her what time the bus comes when school starts back.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 25, 2018
KEEP OUT: A sign on a door that means, "It's time to buy your pre-teen books about puberty."
— Barmy Rootstock (@IbecameMyDad) March 8, 2013
Trying to convince myself shopping with a preteen is fun but she got stuck in her dressing room and a little voice in my head said, “run, it’s your only chance to escape.”
— Jessica Watson (@JessBWatson) December 8, 2018
Over lunch my 11yo couldn't think of the word hot dog and called it a potato cock.
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) November 27, 2018
When my 11yo daughter is mad at me, she’ll sing an annoying earworm-type song until it’s stuck in my head, then walk away grinning. Thing is, I’m so impressed by the level of her evil genius that I can’t even punish her for it.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) August 27, 2018
'If you're gonna run away, you'll need a sweater and better shoes' is something I just told my preteen as he stomped down the driveway.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) January 27, 2013
I just took 4 preteen girls to dinner and I've never been more thrilled to be completely irrelevant.
— BadParentingMoments (@BPMbadassmama) February 28, 2015
Just overheard my 11yo son on the phone with his friend, "Don't worry, I will bring some of my dad's money."
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 11, 2017
12yo son forgot his electric toothbrush — so now he has to MOVE HIS ARM to brush his teeth.
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) September 4, 2016
His protest was legendary.
Me: Just because you have those now doesn’t make you better than us. We are still your family.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 27, 2018
My 12 year old daughter taking out an AirPod: Did you say something?
I'm think God gives preteens eye rolls & attitudes so that parents don't get too nostalgic about our kids growing up so fast.
— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) August 13, 2016
11yo: Let's go out and buy notebooks.
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) June 24, 2018
Me: Didn't I just buy you a notebook?
11yo: Yes.
Me: So.
11yo: I don't physically need a new notebook. I emotionally need a new notebook.
If you think hope is dead then you must not have a pre-teen asking you every day for his own cell phone.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) February 2, 2017
12-year-old son: Eats 3.6 million calories per day, doesn't gain an ounce.
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) February 21, 2016
Me: Watches him eat it, gains six pounds.
The awesome thing about having a preteen is that they make you feel like you have superpowers.
— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) November 16, 2018
Like the superpower of being able to embarrass them just by being in their presence in public.
You think you are going to be a cool hip parent, then your 12 year old daughter wants a pair of plain gray sweatpants that cost $58.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 30, 2018
Preteens are living proof that you can love someone with every fiber of your being while still hoping they'll leave the room.
— BadParentingMoments (@BPMbadassmama) March 19, 2015
