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Indian comedians have us in splits every time they choose to come on stage. But over time they have proved that they don’t need a stage to tickle our funny bone. Suffice it to say, they have us in splits even with their funny tweets. Here is a compilation of the 23 best tweets by Indian comedians which would make you ROFL-
When I say @priyankachopra's name in my head I now automatically pronounce it like "Priyaaaanka Chopruh"
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) July 27, 2016
I always thought "Vicco Turmeric, nahi cosmetic" was our national anthem which is why it played before every movie.
— Aditi Mittal (@awryaditi) November 30, 2016
Fawad Khan is good looking, sure. But so is every sumo driver from Kashmir, who looks just like him.
— Sonali Thakker Desai (@SonaliThakker) August 30, 2016
The best part about having a gym partner is that when two people miss gym, the guilt cancels out.
— Kenny Sebastian (@knowkenny) May 10, 2016
Indian matrimonial ad: Seeking strong independent career driven Indian woman to make Roti
— Sanjay Manaktala (@smanak) August 22, 2016
*Going through my contact list*
— Sonali Thakker Desai (@SonaliThakker) March 26, 2016
Dad: Beta, yeh jo Tinder surname waale hai matlab woh kaunsi caste ke hote hai?
Me at a high fashion event-
— Kaneez Surka (@kaneezsurka) October 4, 2016
Journalist: So Kaneez who are you wearing?
Kaneez: Um, all my insecurities.
What is faster than light?
— Abish Mathew (@abishmathew) May 16, 2016
The speed at which Indians unbuckle the seat belt as soon as a plane lands!
Till very late in life, I thought Discipline meant "Stand in line at one arm's distance".
— Abhishek Upmanyu (@AbhiUpmanyu) June 18, 2017
3 easy steps for success after you put in hardwork & dedication :
— Kenny Sebastian (@knowkenny) June 14, 2017
1) It's not in your control
2) it's not in your control
3) Inheritance.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on a woman you love?
— Sanjay Manaktala (@smanak) December 6, 2016
Me: Well I had rajma at my buas house when my mom had made dinner.
Nothing in this world is more fought over than how quickly you've started the "tik tik 1, tik tik 2…" in a game of Antakshari.
— Abish Mathew (@abishmathew) January 31, 2016
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— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) January 23, 2017
Sometimes you try to crank out all ice cubes from the tray and 3 of them hold hands and refuse to budge like "JAYENGE TOH SAB SAATH MEIN"
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) October 4, 2016
In Bangalore, they even call a new born child a "Start Up"!
— Abish Mathew (@abishmathew) July 27, 2016
