Swati Tewari
No matter how well suited your date was tonight, if he said any of these things that I have listed below, he is most probably a douchebag and you should never see him again.
[highlight highlightColor=”highlight-red” ]• Whatever I say comes straight from the heart! I never lie.[/highlight]
Who is he? Shah Rukh Khan? Trust me, the moment he says this, you know he has been lying about everything throughout!
[highlight highlightColor=”highlight-red” ]• My chauffer will get the car parked.[/highlight]
He is the Mr Showoff you got to stay away from. Next he will be bragging about his Armani suit and how he spent his holiday in Spain and how his lunch with Mr Bill Gates go. Phew, the list is gonna be endless. You better start thinking of an excuse and run.
[highlight highlightColor=”highlight-red” ]• You remind me of my mother ![/highlight]
No no no no, this is not happening at all. Before he starts asking you to serve the food for him, act as if you got an epileptic attack.
[highlight highlightColor=”highlight-red” ]• Oh! My ex used to say the same thing.[/highlight]
Well, sorry boy, you are still having the ‘ex-hangover’. We are surely not going to waste our time listening to how wonderful your ex was!
[highlight highlightColor=”highlight-red” ]• You have been the only girl in my life.[/highlight]
Really? Then who were the ones you used to hang out with earlier? Zombies?
[highlight highlightColor=”highlight-red” ]• I am not trying to be cheesy but you are so beautiful, you have been on my mind all day![/highlight]
Now, please, date a guy who can come up with a better pick up line than this. Too clichéd, too blah!
[highlight highlightColor=”highlight-red” ]• Did you know, Einstein invented the theory of relativity?[/highlight]
No, I don’t know. And if I had to know this I would have been making scientific inventions myself rather than wasting my time with a dork like you! Sigh!
[highlight highlightColor=”highlight-red” ]• So, your place or mine?[/highlight]
I don’t know. Our neighbour’s may be? Guys who think sex on the first date itself are just not boyfriend material. So, stay away!
