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Going through a breakup can be a hell of an emotional turmoil. But there are plenty of reasons to laugh through this absurd phase of your life. If you are single and have been through a dramatic breakup, we are here to make you laugh with our compilation of 20 hilarious tweets about breaking up. Here it goes-
You know what helped me feel better after my breakup? That I wasn't dating him anymore.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 12, 2015
99 bottles of beer on the wall
— Brandon Calvillo (@BJCalvillo) April 27, 2017
99 bottles of beer
You take one down
You drink the whole thing
Take another one down
You drunk text your ex
the stages of a breakup:
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) October 5, 2015
1. denial
2. anger
3. bargaining
4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you're having fun
*casually texts 'why do you deny heaven' to all my exes*
— tracy clayton jr the 3rd (@brokeymcpoverty) April 24, 2016
The final stage of getting over a breakup is realizing you don't like IPAs
— Julie Poptart (@juliepoptart) July 10, 2017
Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you.
— moody monday (@mdob11) March 17, 2014
Saying "we can still be friends" after a bad break up is like saying " hey the dog died, but we can still keep it" 😷
— ıɬʂᎯℕⅅᎽცıɬҳɧ (@AndyAint_Shhh) May 2, 2017
seeing your ex on a dating app is like launching yourself off a skyscraper but getting flayed by a helicopter rotor before you hit the ground
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) April 18, 2018
i love that moment post breakup when girls start posting fire selfies.
— furfante (@nicolemilfie) April 5, 2016
Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an asshole.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 17, 2011
Next relationship I get into imma need a $1,500 security deposit first.
— Black Couples (@blvckcouples) December 20, 2018
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom not to text my ex.
— pretty and rude (@themeredith) August 16, 2018
According to Investigation Discovery, I handle breakups like insanely well
— Kara Morehart (@KaraMorehart) October 23, 2017
