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If you hate doing laundry, you are not alone. It is a fairly universal experience (read- torture). It is a cycle of hell and we can’t stress that enough. Just when you think you are done with the laundry, another pile of clothes appears out of nowhere. We can’t do anything to make the laundry experience less torturous for you but the least we can do is to crack you up with jokes about it.
Here are the 20 hilarious tweets about the hell that is never-ending laundry-
Friends: Get married. Have kids. Get a promotion. Travel the world.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 21, 2018
Me: Literally just high-fived myself for putting the clean laundry away the same day that it got washed.
A book telling the story of my life, but each chapter is just a load of laundry…
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) August 16, 2018
I hate when I do something completely awesome, like finish the laundry, and my kids aren’t even moderately impressed.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) October 14, 2018
Marriage is basically a never-ending cycle of piling the laundry on the bed during the day to make the floor look clean, and then dumping the laundry back onto the floor at night so you have a place to sleep.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) October 23, 2018
She died doing what she loved- breaking her back as she reached for a fallen sock because she insisted on carrying huge loads of loose laundry instead of using a basket.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 3, 2018
If you fold a load of laundry and just put it back in the basket, it removes any sense of urgency from the situation. In fact, it can remain that way for generations.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 19, 2018
My husband is folding laundry & making dinner & I never envisioned this being an ideal Friday night but here we are.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 15, 2018
Leave a pile of laundry so long it becomes self-aware and starts talking, and now you can’t wash it because you've developed a friendship.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 23, 2018
make your own weighted blanket by sleeping under your laundry
— AB (@AlannaBennett) October 23, 2018
Sometimes I dream of never retrieving my laundry from the dryer & starting a new life
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) January 20, 2015
ME: We live in an uncaring universe void of meaning and purpose.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) July 20, 2017
WIFE: I understand, but you’re still folding all this laundry.
Let's get married and have kids so instead of watching Game of Thrones you can tuck them in for the 5th time while I fold laundry.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 28, 2017
Before you buy a treadmill, bring a pile of laundry to the store and see how you like hanging clothes on it.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 26, 2018
If you ever ask me what I'm doing and I don't say laundry, call the police because I've been kidnapped and replaced.
— Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 (@PinkCamoTO) July 9, 2018
When the world is about to end, I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) October 10, 2013
Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? Laundry! Laundry will always be there for you.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) December 10, 2018
Sometimes I like to leave my finished laundry in the dryer for an hour just waiting, so it will have stuff to talk about in therapy
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) December 7, 2017
To truly feel at home, I'm going to insist on only the finest bedding made of flattened, partially folded clean laundry.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) December 21, 2018
Me [folding laundry]: "This is boring but necessary. I will endure this chore"
— Pete Lynch (@PJTLynch) June 15, 2016
Cat: "Look at the nice bed this idiot is making me"
